what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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