So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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