He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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