i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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