please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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