My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
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