Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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