seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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