Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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