Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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