I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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