Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
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