Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon�
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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