Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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