I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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