will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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