I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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