have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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