Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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