Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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