What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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