I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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