But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
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