glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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