did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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