i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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