i just had sex bonerless
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
So vagazzling was a success
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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