sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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