susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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