so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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