We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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