He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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