Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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