She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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