I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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