Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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