All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
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