Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
