there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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