I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
BRING THE BAGELS
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
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