I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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