Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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