We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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