Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
He? As in you personified your dick?
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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