don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
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