Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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