Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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