How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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