Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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