You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
false alarm, still single
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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